‘Penis Pocket’ Underpants Could Put an End to Sweaty Balls

It’s a problem that has plagued men for what feels like eternity, and now it may finally be coming to an end.

Sweaty balls have hindered mankind for eons, but thanks to a new development in the underwear world, they could be a thing of the past, with the added bonus of increased fertility thrown on for good measure.

Thanks to JustWears, the new ‘Palace for the Phallus’ will offer a cosy little area for your lad to dangle freely away from your balls, with ventilated fabric allowing for increased air circulation around your lower gentleman’s region.

Just been laughing at this drawing for the last few hours, tbh. Image: JustWears

JustWears have revealed that the material used to make the boxers is from sustainable Austrian beech trees and is 50% more absorbent and breathable than cotton, which allows for dryer dangly bits.

In a statement on their official website, JustWears say of the pants, “We invented a unique ergonomic pouch to treat your crown jewels like royalty!

“The upper pouch functions as quick-draw access while the lower pouch is made of high-performance mesh fabric to wick away sweat and create more air flow down under.”

The most breathable package on the planet. Image: JustWears

The company was founded by Alex and Yang in a youth hostel in Thailand. The pair then set up a kickstarter to raise some funds and within 30 hours had hit their target.

An appearance on Dragon’s Den soon followed and 65,000 pairs have since been sold to over 25,000 customers.

(h/t LADbible)

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